The Many-Eyed God is Blind

Tune

(Refrain:)
O! The many-eyed god is blind!
(call) He’s blind!
The many-eyed god is blind!
Granny’s too keen
So all that he’s seen
Is an eyeful of Granny’s behind!
(call) Behind!
An eyeful of Granny’s behind!

(Verses:)
As I traveled o’er the Green Shoals
With the biting winter wind
I heard a tale of the Many-eyed god
and what Granny thought of him
O! The many-eyed god is blind!

Granny crows and giggles
Without weakness or surprise
She lives in fear of no petit dieu
No matter how many eyes
O! The many-eyed god is blind!

In Porte du Or there is a is a god
So regal and so grand
In gold and silk and ego to match
But still so slight of hand
O! The many-eyed god is blind!

Verily, he stakes his claim
Though his width exceeds his breadth
Ruling king of slums and grubs
Just watch out for his breath!
O! The many-eyed god is blind!

Etc.

The Many-Eyed God is Blind

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